Saturday, August 15, 2009

THE FUTURE IS NOW

They now have digital and nicotine-free cigarettes:

http://www.blucigs.com/index.php

A friend of mine bought some of the nicotine-free cigs and we were trying them out. It's pretty awesome. We get to look cool and pretend to be all of our favorite cigarette smoking characters, WITH NO DAMAGE TO OUR LUNGS.

It works through some kind of voodoo, but basically the "smoke" you breathe out is water vapor. It's totally harmless, and only smells like faint java, vanilla, cherry or whatever other flavor you buy. The flavors are subtle and non-invasive, but too much can get kinda obnoxious and it doesn't taste too good. But, you get used to it. And that's a small price to pay for harmless smoking.

I guess it helps real smokers too, since the nicotine cigs have no tar or any of that BAD STUFF. And it gives them their fix without having to go outside or annoying the people around em. I can support that.

Also, the price is very fair for the length of time that you can reuse em. For smokers, it comes out way cheaper down the line.

MORAL: NOW YOU CAN LOOK COOL AND NOT KILL YOURSELF.


-Gene

5 comments:

  1. Hey, you didn't tell me that you tried them! I want to try them too :(

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  2. Robot cigarettes?
    What will they think of next.

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  3. I was lookin at those the other day. I thought they still had to have nicotine, but It stands to reason that they would omit that element too. they look so damned cool, but I don't think I'd pay for em.

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  5. I hope youve realized that everytime you post, it tell us you posted...so putting your name at the end of the entry is silly...

    i'll have to show you some sick shit on here.. You can customize tons

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